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...you know the rest
...you know the rest
- If it's bad for the sport, don't do it.
- Love thy gear as thy self.
- Windsurfers always have a symbol with them, a windsurfing symbol.
- The only time it's okay to be an arse on the road is when driving past water.
- If a windsurfer lives or moves close to the water, he/she should notify those further away and persuade them.
- If the wind was blowing 20 knots, don't tell your mates it was 35.
- A windsurfer must convert his or her friends and family.
- If you’re first to land it, you can name it and claim it.
- It’s okay to cry or have emotional outbursts when there’s no wind. It’s like pms, no difference.
- A windsurfer must indoctrinate their children, wife, pets and everything else that has a mind with windsurfing.
